[synthray]

I'm somewhat worried at the tone this essay tries to mantain by referencing some popular culture and situations that would be qualified as 'bait' with ease. It's strange to see what you would consider a serious attempt of Unban Request given that it follows that kind of ridiculous metaphor.

But I'd say it should be ok to unban The Mad Shitter this time given his pledges. After all, something as easy as one wrong step would be enough to get a Perma.

I don't know about your past reputation, but rebuilding it will be hard if you get the unban.