[Jammin]

Offender's Name: @Jammin 

Offender's SteamID: STEAM_0:420:6969696969

What Server(s): DarkRP

Offender's Rank: According to discord, "Pink" and "Thot" among others

What They Did: ASAB

When They Did It: When haven't they done it

Potential Witnesses: @Quantum_Edge 

Proof: My word is my proof

Other:

During my time here in the Dinkleberg's Garrys Mod community, I have witnessed many acts of staff abuse.

Exhibit A: @bryanbrr: Manipulating the unboxing of model crates: https://imgur.com/a/XJJlnN7

Exhibit B: @Norm Minder: Mass RDM and Leaf multiple times in the murder server: https://imgur.com/a/uU8QbCG
Exhibit C: @Everyjuan: Practically giving himself God Mode powers: https://imgur.com/CD41Pqm
Exhibit D: @Ethan: Literally giving himself God Mode powers: https://imgur.com/a/nS1Pfuk
Exhibit E: @KaptainLes: Spamming the forums: https://imgur.com/a/enzSMaq
Exhibit F: @"Prince Nicky La Flama Blanca": Cheating in TTT & RDMing in Murder: https://imgur.com/a/mCRrdnk
Exhibit G: @"two rats kissing": Spammed every slur in the book, made several racist/sexist/etc comments, and threatened the integrity of the server: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Exhibit H: @"Mr. Cake": Poor gameplay standards for a TTT moderator by getting killed by a door: https://youtu.be/cXFk1tyPOGQ
Exhibit I: @"Mr. Cake": Additional crimes against humanity by banning admins without due process - possibly in vengeance for the actions in Exhibit H: https://imgur.com/a/bkFUg6V
Exhibit J: @"Nicol": Banning @Gabe from the forums while Gabe attempted to impeach him, and @Battons for questionable reasons: https://imgur.com/a/PLcljQ3

As an up and coming staff member on Dinks TTT, I felt it necessary to also begin engaging in similar staff abuse techniques. However, I wanted to apply it towards the greater good of the server.
As we all know, @Quantum_Edge has been nothing short of a troll on the TTT server, and adding Trolling to Trouble in Terrorist Town would make it TTTT - far too many T's. For someone who does such trolling as this:

I felt it was prudent to take care of Quantum whenever the opportunity presented itself.

Quantum, on 12 February in the year of our Lord 2021, ghosted/teamed. He announced EACH AND EVERY ONE of his T buddies in voice chat. Now while it is likely that Mr. Leap was unable to distinguish the X key from his Shift key (as that would involve the ability to read), Mr. Leap still ghosted.
Now, me being the good staff I am, I forgave Mr. Quantum for his war crimes against the server. Instead, being a good Staff member, I decided to take action into my own hands.
Take a look: https://youtu.be/kHAPUTmQUYM



Disclaimer: All of the above were joke bans/actions and not actual examples of staff abuse. This is essentially a joke post meant to meme on our staff community. I love all of you guys <3