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SCP-2947 "Harmless Potato"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2947 is to be contained in a standard Safe-class containment locker at Site-██. Access to SCP-2947 requires Level 2 clearance, and all testing or interaction with the object must be approved by at least one Level 3 researcher.

Description: SCP-2947 is a small, spherical potato approximately 5 cm in diameter. Despite its unremarkable appearance, SCP-2947 is capable of inducing a calming effect in those who come into contact with it. This effect has been observed in both humans and animals, and appears to be instantaneous upon touching the object.

The calming effect induced by SCP-2947 has been described as a feeling of deep relaxation and tranquility, with many subjects reporting a sense of detachment from their surroundings. This effect has proven useful in treating anxiety and other stress-related disorders in both humans and animals.

SCP-2947 appears to be harmless, with no adverse effects observed in subjects who have come into contact with the object. However, due to its anomalous properties, SCP-2947 is to be kept in containment at all times.

Addendum: Following Incident 2947-01, all personnel are reminded that SCP-2947 is not to be consumed under any circumstances. Any personnel found attempting to consume SCP-2947 will be subject to disciplinary action.