05-09-2018, 09:17 AM
Self explanatory. I'm here to bring an end to the Dinkletyranny on this Dinkleserver. I'll make the hard Dinklecisions.
Look, I'm not trying to call a spade a pitchfork. I have it on good authority that not only is Dinkleberg responsible for the Holocaust AND 9/11, BUT, he also emailed Gaben requesting that the Steam Summer Sale be abolished. He's the Trump of the server, except this time, this Trump's not funny. When I'm in charge I'll put a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.
A vote for me's a vote for freedom.
Look, I'm not trying to call a spade a pitchfork. I have it on good authority that not only is Dinkleberg responsible for the Holocaust AND 9/11, BUT, he also emailed Gaben requesting that the Steam Summer Sale be abolished. He's the Trump of the server, except this time, this Trump's not funny. When I'm in charge I'll put a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage.
A vote for me's a vote for freedom.
Vote Waddles
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