[Damien]

So, this has been an inside a joke for a bit now but I thought it would be to cool to see how comedic the community at large is. Make yourself a DND Character and be as funny/witty as you can be with it (Within the rules of the forums of course). They can be as overpowered/weak as you want, as long as it's funny!


I'll give you the template:
     
       —Your Name Here—  
                —Stats— 
                 • Health:

                 • Stamina: 

                 • Mana:

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: 

                 • Companion: 

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: 

                1. AOE: 

                2. Stat Boost:

                3. Summon: 

                4. Fortune: 

                5. Unique: 


Here's one I made for Reina as an Example (FUCK REINA): 

                —Reina— 

                 —Stats— 

                 • Health: 25

                 • Stamina: 25

                 • Mana: 250

             —Character—

               • Weapon: Keyboard (Can type a sarcastic comment, giving the enemy a stack of the Annoyance debuff. She can hit enemies with it but it only does 8 base damage)

                 • Companion: Caribou (Yells and Sings into the mic, causing Bleeding from the ears)

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: Crying (When Reina cries, she can make the tears rain down on the enemies, making them damp)

                1. AOE: Annoyance (Can make sarcastic comments, but people won't know since her voice is flat; causing the Annoyance debuff)

                2. Stat Boost: Annoyance (Whenever Reina gives someone a stack of the Annoyance debuff, she gets +10 hp added to her max health)

                3. Summon: Cazz (She summons Cazz, who tells people to leave her alone)

                4. Fortune: Fuck Reina (Whenever someone says they hate Reina, her Abilities gain 10% more power)

                5. Unique: Dumbass (Whenever Reina acts stupid, she passively gains more knowledge)

[lacer]

▫️◽️◻️ dero ◻️◽️▫️

—Stats—
• Health: 75 (Health bound to weight)
• Stamina: 150
• Mana: 200
—Character—
• Weapon: (Is an immobile mage character)
• Companion: Loki (dero's cat, can annoy you to death or cause bleeding stacks when scratched)

—Combat Skills—
• Ultimate Ability: Racial or Ethnic slur (Passively insults you during battle, able to use a Racial or Ethnic slur to cause Confusion and Shock debuffs lasting up to 10 minutes)
1. AOE: +Rep (Gives stacks of Confidence and Joy whenever he gives his teammates fake internet points)
2. Stat Boost: Insults (Everytime dero spits out an insult he gains a stack towards his Ultimate Ability, regenerates 10 Health, 10 stamina, 10 mana, and gives the enemy stacks of the Self-Doubt debuff)
3. Summon: Laced Xanax (Summons his roommate, Laced Xanax. Laced spits insults out like dero, but can call someone a(**** to spit balls of flame at the enemy)
4. Fortune: Ginger (dero is a ginger, they cannot be hurt with physical damage since they have no soul. This means that only necromancers and black magic sorcerers can truly damage Dero)
5. Unique: Green and Blue dero (Can break his camera to change into Green or Blue dero. Blue dero can tap into the enemy's soul and take their life by staring into their eyes for a few seconds. Green dero can heal any teammate back to full health, mana, and stamina at the cost of changing back into regular dero. This ability can be used only once a day)

im not black

[Grump]

(one of the first ones damien made)

◽️ Grump ◽️

—Stats—
• Health: 175
• Stamina: 100
• Mana: 200
—Character—
• Weapon: Ak74u (33 Base Damage, does 10% more damage when committing a war crime)
• Companion: Walter White (Can cook his signature blue meth. When consumed, it temporarily gives the consumer a 125% boost to movement speed)

—Combat Skills—
• Ultimate Ability: Going Schizo (Can talk to people that aren't there, they give him bad advice)
1. AOE: Auuuuuugh (Makes the enemy stop fighting and go Auuuuugh just like him)
2. Stat Boost: The Cherynobl Effect (Can take away 50% of his own health to give the enemy radiation)
3. Summon: Sleep Paralysis Demon (Can Paralyze the enemy)
4. Fortune: War Criminal (Can commit war crimes with no consequence)
5. Unique: Radiation Sponge (Whenever Grump gains stack of Radiation, he does 10% more damage per stack and heals 10% of his health)

[slater]

 —Damien—  

—Stats— 

• Health: 325

• Stamina: 150

• Mana: 80

 —Character—

• Weapon: The Dragonslayer (Lose 10 stamina for light attacks, 15 stamina for heavy attacks. When stamina is low to a minimum of 10 stamina, automatically activates Ultimate ability!)

                 • Companion: @Quantum_Edge (Bros For Life ; A companion similar to God Of War 2018, special attacks/combos can be made; Bullseye, can aim for the head 70-80%, can one hit kill if deadly/critical!)  

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: BERSERK (Let's out anger with the Berserker Armor!! Buffs stamina to 200 points, Health Buff to 450, Buffs Mana to 120 ; Damage taken slowly adds reduced health to a minimum of 80 HP after Berserk armor is unactive, 15% of becoming unable to move, inactive. Ultimate can be activated if stamina reaches 50-15, Ultimate auto activates when threshold of 10 is met. Ultimate regens for every 5 points until reached a threshold of 150; When Ultimate reaches bare minimum use, Berserker Armor deforms and reverts back to original state.)

                1. AOE: DEATH DEFIANCE (When health is low, Ultimate ability regens 20% faster, Attacks are faster, stamina is reduced with 4-5 combos unleashed; Enemies given AOE effect of fear, Enemies 30% slower, damage from enemies decreased to 5-10%, Ineffective against Category Special. 

                2. Stat Boost: Gatsu (When self reflects, knowledge is broaden and increased to 4 points and combat skills increased every 400 xp is reached. Self reflecting gives 20 xp and 1 point per confrontation; When talking about Berserk, health, stamina, and mana regens 12% faster.)

                3. Summon: Puck (When summoned, 40 health is given and 30 Armor Points are given) 

                4. Fortune: The Behelit (When the time is ready... It's time to face the demons!! | Determination and Reverence for one self and Determination is increased when all stats minimum thresholds of 5-10 points are met. Anger increases to 250 points and increased to 50%)

                5. Unique: Superhuman Conditioning (As training has occurred, Strength is increased to 9/10, Combat skills increased to maximum of 9.5/10, Speed is increased to 8.9/10)

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(From the man himself, Damien)

◽️ Slater ◽️

—Stats—

    • Health: 150

    • Stamina: 100

    • Mana: 50

—Character—

    • Weapon: Dragonslayer (Guts' Legendary Sword; Brings the enemy to bring them to 15% of their max hp at the cost of all of his stamina)

    • Companion: sweet banana (Is a gamer girl, can charm incels)

—Combat Skills—

    • Ultimate Ability: Going Berserk (Goes Berserk... GRRRR)

    1. AOE: you are so cute... (When said, the enemy is charmed)

    2. Stat Boost: Berserk  (When talking about berserk, every teammate regenerates 1% of their health per second)

    3. Summon: Ben Llama (Ben Llama)

    4. Fortune: Walmart Employee (Can use any item that has been in a Walmart store that costs $15.00 or less during combat)

    5. Unique: TTT Staff (Can gag/mute the enemy)

[lacer]

damien: fat

[Mana]

—Mana—
                —Stats— 
                 • Health: 10 (Glass is pretty fragile)

                 • Stamina: 30 (I'm essentially water + whatever the hell the GM says I'm made from)

                 • Mana: 150

                 • Cost: 150g

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: None (I'm a fucking bottle)

                 • Companion: Whoever picks me the fuck up

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: None

                1. AOE: Throw Potion (companion throws me at something, coating it in a layer of mana)

                2. Stat Boost: Drinking me restores 1-150 mana (depending on how much of the bottle is consumed) and temporarily gives 25% bonus mana regen

                3. Summon: None

                4. Fortune: Mana Overdose (regaining mana over your mana cap increases the bonus mana regen by (excess mana restored X 0.1%)%
                Excess mana has a (excess mana restored X 0.1%)% chance to lead to potential seizures, strokes, dehydration, osteoporosis, or any other life-threatening debilitation.

                5. Unique: Mana (Mana conducts magic and has various affects when physically applied to people, objects, or spells depending on how they personally react to it)

[BillyBob]

i do not practice in the devils games

[Quantum]

Quantum_Edge

—Stats—

    • Health: 100

    • Stamina: 125

    • Mana: 75

—Character—

    • Weapon: Deagle (34 Base Damage, can 1 hit you but it's <1% to hit since his aim is shit)

    • Companion: Icey (He changes the temperature to 120°F)

—Combat Skills—

    • Ultimate Ability: Kamehameha (Screams loudly and shoots a beam of energy at the enemy, dealing 99% of the enemy's health)

    1. AOE: Holy Hand Grenade (Throws a Holy Hand Grenade, can kill the enemy if the hitreg isn't acting up)

    2. Stat Boost: Screaming (Screams like a saiyan, boosts his health up to 4x his base health depending on how long he screams)

    3. Summon: Vegeta (Kakarot's Hater, does 50 Physical Damage per hit)

    4. Fortune: Saiyan (Can turn into Super Saiyan Quantum, boosting his stats by 150%)

    5. Unique: Edgelord (Can make an edgy joke to confuse and shock the enemy) 

Damien made this for me btw so thank u lil bro - @Damien 

[Damien]

his dnd character

I made this btw

[Kaiwan]

     
       —Kaiwan—  
                —Stats— 
                 • Health: 50 

                 • Stamina: 5 (I sit in a chair all day)

                 • Mana: 3000 

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: A voice like nails on a chalkboard.

                 • Companion: Just a bunch of cats.

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: The F-Slur - Is mildly annoying and causes her to gain the 'Gagged' debuff, but instantly recharges her mana pool. 

                1. AOE: 'Mic Spam' spell - By using her massive pool of mana, she can annoy everyone through voice chat for extended periods of time. 

                2. Stat Boost: RDM - She can literally just kill someone to get more Mana, as long as she is not a Traitor. 

                3. Summon: Simps - When under attack she can call upon all the people asking for her Only Fans to defend her. 

                4. Fortune: Woman - Life is just on easy mode. 

                5. Unique: Start Some Shit - She can cause people to start arguing about really dumb shit, applying the 'Confused' debuff to anyone listening.