[unfortunatepossum]

Hello I've been away for a thousand years but wanted to reintroduce myself.
I am possum and I plan to become admin and co-owner of this dumpster fire just to permaban @Lost_Leviathan

...and make the community a better place or something like that. 

Vote for me and I'll give you each a soupcan.

[RussEfarmer]

your friends keep climbing my deck and eating my cat food
they are very fat now

[Jammin]

Hello I've been away for a thousand years but wanted to reintroduce myself.
I am possum and I plan to become admin and co-owner of this dumpster fire just to permaban @Lost_Leviathan

...and make the community a better place or something like that. 

Vote for me and I'll give you each a soupcan.

I hope you are prepared for another pushing

[Market Down]

your friends keep climbing my deck and eating my cat food
they are very fat now

How did you know I was friends with unfortunatepossum

Please start leaving out the Meow Mix “tender centers” they have the best mouthfeel

[BigDHorsee]

I can respect a possum with a solid plan. +1 promote ahead of peers.

[Succubus Widdy]

The fortunate possum return!

[Ryzif]

You played dead so long that I actually believed you.