[VolfVoss]

Due to an increasing desire from user to be micromanaged, the Forum Association Rules Team (F.A.R.T) has published the following rules to be implemented and upheld on forums:

1. If there's ever a dispute between FART and any other user, by default FART wins.
   
2. Under no circumstance is anyone permitted to question the actions of FART.
   
3. Anyone can apply to join FART, just fill out the application that is posted below.
   
4. Anyone can suggest rules to be implemented by FART.
   
5. The hard R is not allowed at any time, not even if you're a pirate.
   
   
   
   
   

FART Application

What is your name?

Are you a member of the community? Y/N

Do you shower with your socks on? Y/N

Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? Y/N

If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Ckg]

My FART application:

1. What is not my name.  My name is Ckg, hopefully, that isn't a dealbreaker.

2. Yeah, I live in a community.
    
3. Yes, but I wear them on my hands so I can use them as washcloths.

4. Both, I'm not a maniac.

5. If I was a bear I'd be a circus bear. That way I could get a nice bike and a cool tutu.

6. Anywhere from about 700 pounds to 317.515 kg on a good day, with the wind at his back.

 <-- Ideally, this would be me.

[Dildo Shwaggins]

What is your name?

Dildo Shwaggins/bilbodildo

Are you a member of the community?

Yes

Do you shower with your socks on?

To do so without them would be gay 

Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? 

Yes, to do so otherwise would be gay 

If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?

Pooh Bear 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About tree fiddy

[HalfDemonLink]

my name is Jared

yes I am a member of the community 

I only shower with one sock on

yes I have showered with both socks on to try it it was awful

the big hairy gay kind

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[VolfVoss]

My FART application:

1. What is not my name.  My name is Ckg, hopefully, that isn't a dealbreaker.

2. Yeah, I live in a community.
    
3. Yes, but I wear them on my hands so I can use them as washcloths.

4. Both, I'm not a maniac.

5. If I was a bear I'd be a circus bear. That way I could get a nice bike and a cool tutu.

6. Anywhere from about 700 pounds to 317.515 kg on a good day, with the wind at his back.

 <-- Ideally, this would be me.

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What is your name?

Dildo Shwaggins/bilbodildo

Are you a member of the community?

Yes

Do you shower with your socks on?

To do so without them would be gay 

Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? 

Yes, to do so otherwise would be gay 

If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?

Pooh Bear 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About tree fiddy

Your application is being processed..

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my name is Jared

yes I am a member of the community 

I only shower with one sock on

yes I have showered with both socks on to try it it was awful

the big hairy gay kind

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Your application has been ACCEPTED!