[StaleWater]

This weapon, known as "..." is a weapon dangerous to all mankind.

It had the potential to beat fozzies hacks

[tons4583]

This weapon, known as "..." is a weapon dangerous to all mankind.

It had the potential to beat fozzies hacks

But she can never use it against her father. Instead she'd use it to take down the infamous Donald Tons and his huge fortune. Completing this task would get the small family a small loan of....

[dzzy]

nothing, absolutely fucking nothing.

[Dildo Shwaggins]

Turns out, the money was a ruse!

[dzzy]

all money actual belong the illuminaughty,

[Dildo Shwaggins]

The leader of the illuminaughty, Alex Jones at Infowars.com, appears out of the shadows, grunting furiously

[StaleWater]

And making fake news that Obama is going to 360° no scope Donald J trump

[Turner]

After the death of Tons, A new leader was born in Chenk Uygar

[donkeyskin1]

He went by the name Arbok, and he commanded many fleets

[TDawg4]

He was unlike any other commander in tha he...