[chelllman]

Salty is the dude that puts milk in the bowl before the cereal.

[Quantum]

Saltyy the type of dad that would say “it’s either my way or the highway” to his kids

[chibill]

Salty is the dude who eats Fries without salt, because he's already too salty.

[HONG]

salty is the kind of dude to exclaim “what in the blazes?” and drink milk with ice

[bryanbrr]

Salty the kind of dude to drink orange juice after brushing his teeth.

[Trail]

Salty the type to have a Five Nights at Freddy's backpack in high school.

[^aethy]

You're definitely the type to actually eat the coleslaw

[dong]

Salty the type of dude to sound like THIS whenever he stubs his pinky toe.

Also here is a real look at Salty during a cookout 

[murl]

salty would definitely show up to a friend's formal wedding in wrinkled khakis and loafers

[Mana]

Salty the type of dude to bait people into pinging him then complaining when it happens