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07-20-2019, 12:57 AM
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Hey everybody, I am in need of more dad jokes hit me up. Post your dad jokes thank you.
I may look calm but in my mind I just killed you three times
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Nicol Bolas
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I submitted ten puns to a contest for best puns to see if one would win
But no pun in ten did
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Another one of my favourites:
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar!
Tea and crumpets will always blow my trumpets!
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Oddbodd the musical man,
He is musical whenever he can.
With all of these rhymes
that he makes all the time,
Oddbodd the musical man.
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Lmao you want a dad joke? just look at your father. (i love you, no hate)
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Hang on I’ll be back from the store in half an hour
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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The first and last time my dad said I love you to me was April 1st