Dad jokes

**Andre** · (This post was last modified: 07-20-2019, 12:58 AM by Andre.)

Hey everybody, I am in need of more dad jokes hit me up. Post your dad jokes thank you.

**Dildo Shwaggins** · 07-20-2019, 02:12 AM

I submitted ten puns to a contest for best puns to see if one would win

But no pun in ten did

**Tronicate** · 07-20-2019, 08:38 AM

When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!

Another one of my favourites:
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar!

**Mana** · 07-20-2019, 09:54 AM

(07-20-2019, 12:57 AM)Andre Wrote: Hey everybody, I am in need of more dad jokes hit me up. Post your dad jokes thank you.

Hi in need of more dad jokes hit me up,

Im Dad

**Raider Hanks** · 07-20-2019, 10:15 AM

Lmao you want a dad joke? just look at your father. (i love you, no hate)

**Vihntage** · (This post was last modified: 07-20-2019, 02:15 PM by Vihntage.)

**matt_st3 (Strongrule)** · 07-20-2019, 04:34 PM

Hang on I’ll be back from the store in half an hour

**Mother Nuru.** · 07-20-2019, 04:58 PM

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

**AzunaRiceBoy** · 07-21-2019, 12:00 AM

I would give u my Daughter for $20

**dong** · 07-21-2019, 11:46 AM

The first and last time my dad said I love you to me was April 1st