Dad joke of the day!

**d33r** · 08-24-2020, 04:33 AM

i asked ant-man for a dollar, he said "sorry im a bit short"

**Piano1997** · 08-24-2020, 07:25 AM

In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.

This is a running joke.

**dong** · 08-24-2020, 09:44 AM

I woul* say a joke, but my * key broke. Who am I?

Mana

**Mana** · 08-24-2020, 10:08 AM

(08-24-2020, 09:44 AM)dong Wrote: I woul* say a joke, but my * key broke. Who am I?

Mana

I'm bouta puncture your fucking d if you keep this up

**bob** · 08-24-2020, 11:35 AM

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY.

**Emerak** · 08-24-2020, 12:17 PM

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.

**daisy** · 08-24-2020, 10:54 PM

What did the car say to its tires?
Thanks for keeping it wheel.

**d33r** · 08-25-2020, 02:17 AM

what concert is the cheapest to go to?

50 cent and nickle back

**🅱️eter** · 08-25-2020, 10:37 AM

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet

**Emerak** · 08-25-2020, 12:10 PM

NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."