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i asked ant-man for a dollar, he said "sorry im a bit short"
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In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
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I woul* say a joke, but my * key broke. Who am I?
Mana
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY.
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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
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What did the car say to its tires?
Thanks for keeping it wheel.
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what concert is the cheapest to go to?
50 cent and nickle back
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
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NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."