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Dad joke of the day: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
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Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
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Why the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs
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What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
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What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.