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Staffing Under Influence (SUI):
Now I don't have any history of you being fucking smashed and playing a video game or just you in general but if you admit that drunk you is a complete dumbass... then you're a complete dumbass under the influence and probably would be egg/trolled on by your friends and Randoms on the server to do stupid shit that can either cost you demotion or worse a full on ban. Only way I would see you combat this if you let higher-ups know so a higher-up or two can basically become your get-back coach and make sure you aren't persuaded into doing stupid shit and I've seen this work back in the day when Trevor who was fucking hammered decided to get on the server and was practically monitored by Scoovie(?) and someone else that I cannot remember but I really should lmfao.

still fuck you bryan for buffing shitguns

Already covered the other two but there is something here i want to state. Every time i join the server under the influence or with plans to drink, i always let online staff know with an "@hello im going to be drinking please forgive me" type beat.