[Noire ♜]

Good morning all gamers! I am here bringing you nothing but the facts, philly cheesesteaks, when good, are fire as fuck. Of course, we all know this, but did you know how badly one could fuck up a philly cheesesteak?

I was naive. I had no idea. This was my first mistake.

Sunday, the fifth of June, 2022: I was craving a philly cheesesteak, however, I had one problem. I do live in the buckle of the bible belt itself, so most restruants that are not chains are closed on Sunday... so I decided to venture to Firehouse Subs to get my philly cheesesteak itch scratched. This was my second mistake.

I went inside and was greeted with the smell of a sandwich shop and a love for firemen. I was alone in the building beside the staff, so I immediently go up to order a 'Medium Philly Cheesesteak' --- btw $9.99 for something smaller than my mf foot --- no chips, no drink. I'd eat the philly with some wingstop fries at home. 

They pulled out a bag of mf meat and like boiled that shit istg threw some onions in there barely mf cut sprayed waaay too much mayo and mustard on the sandwich all I could mf taste was mustard... and the green bell peppers... oh the poor fucking green bell peppers. THEY DIDN'T EVEN COOK THESE BITCHES!!!!!!!! THEY CUT EM UP RAW AND THREW EM ON THERE WHAT THE HELL MAN. I PAID $10 FOR THIS SHITTY BOILED MEAT MF I DIDN'T EVEN TASTE THE MF CHEESE WHERE WAS THE PROVOLONE HUH LIKE COME THE FUCK ON FIREHOUSE SUB WHAT ARE YOU DOING DUDE. This was my third and final mistake.

The wingstop fries slapped thoooooooo cajun seasoning >>>>
Should've got some mf mango habanero wings while I was there, I really fumbled the bag there

tl;dr 
don't go to firehouse sub for philly cheesesteaks, they're awful.