[Ruby]

Last week i said we’d see a rally like we’ve never seen before.

I was ridiculed and the market went down for a while but i only doubled down, sold all of my TSLA stock & put all the gains into DinkCoin™ calls.

In just the past 6 days, my initial investment capital of just 5$ for 217 stock units has provided me with record breaking capital gains amounting to roughly 19973740% or 998687$. After having a board of professionals analyze the current performance, equities & interest rates of DinkCoin™, the Global Board of Investments (Future;GBOI) has decided to grant appropriate associates of DinkCoin™ complete access to the Federal Reserve Board (Which includes complete & unsupervised access to financial funds of all US banks).

This is Philip DeFranco & i love guns.