08-19-2017, 05:02 PM
So I've noticed a bit of an issue (and im sure a lot of you have also noticed this). The dinkleberg TTT server is slowly declining. there are less and less people on every day. In the past 420 days, only 69 people have been on the server. With a lack of players we there will be a lack of ad revinue which means our server could soon be gone. BUT FEAR NOT FOR I HAVE A PLAN and i know you are all going to love it.
But before that, a quick 1-2 sentence reflection/obituary. The dinkleberg TTT server is great "amen", great people "amen", they put Wazzoo candybars at the snack store*multiple amens throughout the crowd*, the shotguns are balanced *cricket chirps in the distance*. But like all good things, they must come to an end. Which is why i have put together this plan.'
We should turn this server into the VERY FIRST Dinkleberg Surf Server. I know, it's a LOT of genius to take in all at once but when you are faced with the facts above you can't help but agree that this is the best way to preserve this community while keeping ad revenue high.
FQA:
Q:How will this make more money than TTT?
A:We will replace the texture of every ramp with a banner ad
Q:will there be special events?
A:of course there, will. nutsack. Every weekend (fri-sun) the server will be converted into the Dinkleberg Christian Surf Server. When christ is active anybody who swears on the server will get a 1 round gag (punishment doubles for repeated offenses). On sunday we will have praying sessions on the first round of each match and will of course hold a sunday service at 11AM (eastern).
Q:will there be skins? a pointshop?
A:Of course, you will have a blast surfing through the courses as your favorite characters from the Emoji Movie.
Q:Will there be Statuses/Ranks?
A: like most GMOD servers there will be ranks awarded for playtime. and some special premium ranks for donors.
Q:will there be song Qing?
A:Song qing is a great way to entertain when the server is quiet or just wants to jam (of course only church camp songs are permitted when christ is active.
Pease +1 if you agree and feel free to leave suggestions.
But before that, a quick 1-2 sentence reflection/obituary. The dinkleberg TTT server is great "amen", great people "amen", they put Wazzoo candybars at the snack store*multiple amens throughout the crowd*, the shotguns are balanced *cricket chirps in the distance*. But like all good things, they must come to an end. Which is why i have put together this plan.'
We should turn this server into the VERY FIRST Dinkleberg Surf Server. I know, it's a LOT of genius to take in all at once but when you are faced with the facts above you can't help but agree that this is the best way to preserve this community while keeping ad revenue high.
FQA:
Q:How will this make more money than TTT?
A:We will replace the texture of every ramp with a banner ad
Q:will there be special events?
A:of course there, will. nutsack. Every weekend (fri-sun) the server will be converted into the Dinkleberg Christian Surf Server. When christ is active anybody who swears on the server will get a 1 round gag (punishment doubles for repeated offenses). On sunday we will have praying sessions on the first round of each match and will of course hold a sunday service at 11AM (eastern).
Q:will there be skins? a pointshop?
A:Of course, you will have a blast surfing through the courses as your favorite characters from the Emoji Movie.
Q:Will there be Statuses/Ranks?
A: like most GMOD servers there will be ranks awarded for playtime. and some special premium ranks for donors.
Q:will there be song Qing?
A:Song qing is a great way to entertain when the server is quiet or just wants to jam (of course only church camp songs are permitted when christ is active.
Pease +1 if you agree and feel free to leave suggestions.
