[茶 Tea]

just don't believe people who say they're steam it's that simple

yes thank you. 

Figuring out that the person saying they were from valve wasn't actually wasn't the difficult part of the scam. Just practice being safe online smh.

He’s a grown man, don’t give him stranger danger lessons like he’s a 9 year old

Hey @Dildo Shwaggins,

Don't listen to Proper on this one. As soon as I read your comment, I was rolling on the floor laughing for at least ten minutes. Legiterally the funniest thing I've seen today. I had to show everyone I know because it was just that funny.

Another thing I really like is eating big bowls of my own shit. There's nothing I like more in this world. I pop a squat over the biggest bowl I own as soon as I wake up every morning, and continue to fill it throughout the day. I can't get enough. When I come home at night, I can't wait to chow down on my big bowl of liquid human feces. There's nothing sexual about it, I just love the way it tastes and makes my breath smell afterwards. You should try it sometime!

Warm regards,
茶 Tea
Resident t-mod of Dinkleberg's TTT

Excellent shitpost, thank you

I am completely serious, but I do appreciate the pun.