Dad joke of the day!

02-27-2023, 10:28 AM

i bought shoes from a drug dealer once. i don't know what he laced them with, but i was tripping all day.

**Damien1579** · 02-28-2023, 12:38 PM

How do computers get drunk? they take screenshots. Blush

**slater** · 03-01-2023, 06:40 PM

One day, a patient came up to a doctor for help and asked...
"Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!"
The doctor replied with, 'I'm so sorry, I don't follow."

**Gabe** · 04-08-2023, 10:31 PM

What do you call another deer with no legs? Still No-eyed deer.

**Damien1579** · 04-08-2023, 11:26 PM

Liquor? I hardly knew her!

**Damien1579** · 04-09-2023, 03:37 PM

If Quizzes are Quizzical... then what are tests??

04-10-2023, 03:58 AM

(04-08-2023, 11:26 PM)Damien Wrote: Liquor? I hardly knew her!

you can't get mad at me for this anymore or i'm banning you from the forums

**Nate** · 04-10-2023, 02:02 PM

You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? It’s anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Well have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage