Dad joke of the day!

**Deer-ly** · 05-13-2021, 10:22 PM

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.

**Damien** · 05-14-2021, 02:30 AM

How do Celebrities stay cool? They Have Many Fans!

**Deer-ly** · 08-26-2021, 05:29 PM

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

**Deer-ly** · 09-05-2021, 06:45 PM

Web forum: Are you under 18?
User: Yes
Web forum: can you explain why you are under 18?
User: I was born at a very young age

**Deer-ly** · 09-09-2021, 05:55 PM

If you wait for a waiter, aren't you technically the waiter?

**Damien** · 09-11-2021, 01:03 AM

**Deer-ly** · 09-16-2021, 03:02 PM

How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
You end up smelling like ancient grease.

**[test] mattquake11** · (This post was last modified: 09-16-2021, 07:51 PM by [test] mattquake11.)

Saw this one in another Discord and it made me laugh a bit.

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"

**Deer-ly** · (This post was last modified: 10-17-2021, 09:28 AM by Deer-ly.)

why does a plant hate math?
it gives them the square roots

**Deer-ly** · 10-19-2021, 11:00 PM

Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!