[StaleWater]

I wish I had unlimited alcohol.

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to it.

I wish I could fly

You can fly but only 5 inches off the ground

I wish the BANTZ crew was unbanned

[tons4583]

Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.

I wish I had a DeLorean.

[drake]

Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.

I wish I had a DeLorean.

Granted, but you can only travel into the future and not the past.

I wish we had sv_cheats enabled on the server

[♥Chloe♥]

Granted, but the whole server crashes every 5 minutes

I wish food were cheaper

[Avocado Toast]

Granted, but you gain 5 pounds every time you eat

I wish I was the smartest person in the world

[drake]

Granted, but you can only work at McDonald's

I wish to have a t round every round.

[donkeyskin1]

Granted, but you die 30 seconds in

I wish my chicken was still alive

[drake]

Granted, but you die 30 seconds in

I wish my chicken was still alive

Granted, but it's as annoying as the chickens in csgo

I wish we had lost temple 24/7

[Avocado Toast]

Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8

I wish tons got his Delorean

[ReThink]

Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8

I wish tons got his Delorean

Granted, but you're visited by some Libyans looking for their plutonium...