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07-20-2019, 12:57 AM
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Hey everybody, I am in need of more dad jokes hit me up. Post your dad jokes thank you.
I may look calm but in my mind I just killed you three times
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I submitted ten puns to a contest for best puns to see if one would win
But no pun in ten did
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When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Another one of my favourites:
When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar!
Tea and crumpets will always blow my trumpets!
Oddbodd the musical man,
He is musical whenever he can.
With all of these rhymes
that he makes all the time,
Oddbodd the musical man.
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Lmao you want a dad joke? just look at your father. (i love you, no hate)
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Hang on I’ll be back from the store in half an hour
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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The first and last time my dad said I love you to me was April 1st