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Dad joke of the day!
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08-15-2020, 04:12 PM
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08-15-2020, 04:42 PM
You know, I don't always tell dad jokes... but when I do, dad usually laughs.
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08-15-2020, 05:50 PM
Who was the Greek goddess of cleavage?


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08-15-2020, 09:32 PM
Who do you call when a giant fly attacks the city?
The SWAT team
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#55
08-15-2020, 10:29 PM
sorry not sorry I'm posting another one today

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
Ketchup.
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08-15-2020, 10:59 PM
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08-16-2020, 08:16 AM
Some friend of mine told me that he hopes I die in a deep hole filled with water.

I know he means well.
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08-16-2020, 10:12 AM
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
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08-16-2020, 12:53 PM
Dad joke of the day: I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
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