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Dad joke of the day!
#11
Its 3 am which means its the next day for me, so here's dad joke of the day: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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#12
Okay, so here's a three-layered dad joke.


You know what I absolutely hate?
Elevators, they really drive me up a wall. So, I've been taking steps to avoid them.
The issue with stairs though, they're always up to something.

Sorry Titan, pinky swear I didn't just steal this.
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#13
A man threw a gallon of milk at me today, how DAIRY.
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#14
How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it together
#15
(08-13-2020, 01:05 PM)Penguinslayer4 Wrote: How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it together
Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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#16
I hope this translates ok through text.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1HtFuc1Z0w)
#17
(08-13-2020, 01:38 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3
#18
(08-13-2020, 01:49 PM)Penguinslayer4 Wrote:
(08-13-2020, 01:38 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3

penguin's personality trait is being a penguin hehehe <3
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#19
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? nobody knows
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#20
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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