Dad joke of the day!

~~J@CK XDDD~~ · 08-16-2020, 03:36 PM

Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out

**§bKiwi The Fruit** · 08-16-2020, 03:59 PM

did you hear the bus that ran over the deaf guy?

neither did he

**daisy** · 08-17-2020, 04:25 AM

Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

Just incase they get a hole in one!

~~VolfVoss~~

(08-13-2020, 03:43 PM)B0T. ikillyou Wrote: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

(08-17-2020, 07:29 AM)dong Wrote: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent

That moment when someone says a joke again.... rip dong (look on page 2)

**Emerak** · 08-17-2020, 11:17 AM

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!

**bob** · 08-17-2020, 04:56 PM

Dad joke of the day: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

08-17-2020, 04:57 PM

Whe's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!

**daisy** · 08-17-2020, 07:10 PM

Did y'all hear about that hungry clock? It went back four seconds!

**thunderwalrusinnthebar** · 08-17-2020, 08:54 PM

A girl name Mckenzie gets glasses one day, her dad tell her "your new name is mccantsee"

**Emerak** · 08-18-2020, 11:30 AM

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.