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Dad joke of the day!
i bought shoes from a drug dealer once. i don't know what he laced them with, but i was tripping all day.
How do computers get drunk? they take screenshots.  Blush
One day, a patient came up to a doctor for help and asked... 
"Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!"
The doctor replied with, 'I'm so sorry, I don't follow."
What do you call another deer with no legs? Still No-eyed deer.
Liquor? I hardly knew her!
If Quizzes are Quizzical... then what are tests??
(04-08-2023, 11:26 PM)Damien Wrote: Liquor? I hardly knew her!

you can't get mad at me for this anymore or i'm banning you from the forums
You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? It’s anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Well have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage


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