Time To Address Battons

**Raider Hanks** · 04-24-2021, 08:17 AM

Unless the fucker lied on the forum profile about the day, today is his date of birth.

Happy Birthday Fat-tons. Don't get too drunk today, and enjoy all you can. Lets all spam here and in his dms to wish him a wonderful day! @Battons

**Here lies Eggroll's Eggrolls** · 04-24-2021, 09:10 AM

(04-24-2021, 08:17 AM)Raider Hanks Wrote: Unless the fucker lied on the forum profile about the day, today is his date of birth.

Happy Birthday Fat-tons. Don't get too drunk today, and enjoy all you can. Lets all spam here and in his dms to wish him a wonderful day! @Battons

I thought this was gonna be a post about Battons being in trouble lmao. Happy birthday, Battons!

Autocorrect wants to call you buttons so that is what I will be calling you from now on...

**bryanbrr** · 04-24-2021, 10:36 AM

I initially read this as “time to undress battons”.....

Happy Birthday lmaooo

**Tedgp908** · 04-24-2021, 11:01 AM

We need transparency on his birthday. Battons please provide your birth certificate.

~~lacer~~ · 04-24-2021, 11:02 AM

go die

~~gerbil~~ · 04-24-2021, 11:07 AM

Tried to ping the nerd in the discord to wish him a happy birthday but it didn't let me, resorted to sliding into DMS. But I'll say it again-

Happy birthday you frickin nerd

**MissPauling** · 04-24-2021, 11:47 AM

Happy barf u dumb slut <3

**Deer-ly** · 04-24-2021, 12:58 PM

i thought my man finally got a staff abuse report for us to shitpost on

**Battons** · 04-24-2021, 03:53 PM

In due time milly

**matt_st3 (Strongrule)** · 04-24-2021, 04:19 PM

I usually resign on Jack’s birthday so I could ban you on yours for old times sake?