[donkeyskin1]

spicy food gives me a bad heart burn but I still eat it

[Dildo Shwaggins]

Sometimes I can't take a good snapchat selfie for my girlfriend if my phone is charging because the cord is too short

[nopleez]

i want to die

[Deadpool]

i want to die

I heard Runscape can do that to people.

[StaleWater]

Black cat has more -1s than me

[Christian]

i want to die

I heard Runscape can do that to people.

[queef commando]

sometimes i have to talk to scoovie

[HiddenBlade]

My hunny won't tell me where my super suit is

[Nuggies]

Smoking lots of pot and over microwaving my food isnt giving me cancer fast enough.

[Valathreon]

I have to earn service hours for Bright Futures and take College Algebra during the summer.