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ATTENTION ALL WOODEN HORSE APPRECIATORS
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Look out for a horse gifted by the Greeks. They're going around sending wooden horses to random cities, and those who accept their gift will have their cities taken over. Spread the word and send this to as many wooden horse appreciators as you can. If you see this group of Greeks offering you a wooden horse, DO NOT ACCEPT THEIR OFFER and immediately block their access to the city. Our team is currently working very hard to remove the Greeks from the area, please stay safe.


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Looking to defend your city from the Greeks? Here's an easy to follow tutorial on how to do just that.

First, you should surround your city with M18A1 Claymore directional anti-personnel mines in all directions. However, this may not deter all Greek attacks. You should deploy AN/TPS-58 Moving-Target-Locating Radars around your city to locate Greeks before they attack. In case Greek deminers disarm your minefield, you should place mounted GAU-8 Avenger autocannons across the perimeter of your city, to destroy any approaching wooden horses and infantry. These should be complemented by at least five sets of Phalanx close-in weapon systems, guided by your AN/TPS-58 radars, to utterly obliterate any wooden threats to your city. It may also help to have at least one F-35 Lightning II in your garage in case you need to dispatch any airborne threats, such as flying wooden horses. Should all else fail, you can call upon your R-29RMU2 Layner submarine-launched ballistic missile, located in your Borei-class nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine in your backyard pool, to annihilate your city and eliminate the threat.

We hope our handy guide helped you in your anti-Greek mission!
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