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I saw the joke you made.
I watched the ban go through.
All I can say is that Discord in general, not even just us, does not appreciate that kind of joke in their TOS. In the dinkleberg rules you had to read when joining the server, you had to have read da rules. Secifically, lets review 2; 2d

2.)  Be respectful to users and yourself.
a)    You're all on the same footing, everyone deserves respect despite their rank.
b)    Refrain from soliciting or posting personal information of anybody without their explicit permission.
c)    Solve personal issues privately.
d)    Using offensive language (racism, sexism, etc) towards other people is NOT allowed in any form. Specific derogatory terms at discretion of staff are NOT allowed.

Now, for the sake of the arguement, lets review the kind of joke you made.

You made a joke in your profile description on how you were holding hostage, children in your basement, and how you were going to sell them. 

If we refer to the discord TOS we get that 

As an example, you agree not to use the Service in order to:

• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]post, upload, transmit or otherwise disseminate information that is objectionable as outlined in our Community Guidelines;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]defame, libel, ridicule, mock, stalk, threaten, harass, intimidate or abuse anyone;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]engage in conduct that is fraudulent or illegal or otherwise harmful to Discord or any other user;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]upload or transmit (or attempt to upload or transmit) files that contain viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, corrupted files or data, or any other similar software or programs or engage in any other activity that may damage the operation of the Service or other users' computers;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]violate the contractual, personal, intellectual property or other rights of any party including using, uploading, transmitting, distributing, or otherwise making available any information made available through the Service in any manner that infringes any copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, or other right of any party (including rights of privacy or publicity);[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]attempt to obtain passwords or other private information from other members;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]improperly use support channels or complaint buttons to make false reports to us;[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]develop, distribute, or publicly inform other members of "auto" software programs, "macro" software programs or other "cheat utility" software program or applications in violation of the applicable license agreements; or[/color]
  
  
• [color=var(--not-quite-black)]exploit, distribute or publicly inform other members of any game error, miscue or bug which gives an unintended advantage; violate any applicable laws or regulations; or promote or encourage illegal activity including, but not limited to, hacking, cracking or distribution of counterfeit software, compromised accounts, or cheats or hacks for the Service.[/color]
  

ergo, I conclude that you broke rules knowingly.

Next, punishment. Bans in particular are issued out in order to prevent someone from returning to said establishment in order to do two things. Namely, that is to make people reflect on their chosen actions, and two, to prevent the bad behavior from returning to the establishment.

point is, is that the ban is meant to last for a bit at least. jokes involving the trafficking of minors is a very serious issue that discord does not agree with.
You were issued a ban. Therefore, unbanning you so soon will only send the message to others that this kind of content is okay here. It is not.

please sit out your ban and have a nice day.

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