i bought shoes from a drug dealer once. i don't know what he laced them with, but i was tripping all day.
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One day, a patient came up to a doctor for help and asked...
"Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!"
The doctor replied with, 'I'm so sorry, I don't follow."
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What do you call another deer with no legs? Still No-eyed deer.
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Liquor? I hardly knew her!
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If Quizzes are Quizzical... then what are tests??
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You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? It’s anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Well have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage