Hi im salsa and this is the story to my username

**Cryptic Salsa** · 08-28-2018, 11:21 AM

i'm fairly new to the server. i have a mic and use it a lot but so does my bird that lives in my room. i'm also Australian.

I am just a 50+ year old trying to make a living selling salsa made from my children of 10 years. This salsa is of course sold on the black market for top dollar ($500000 to be exact)

**Dildo Shwaggins** · 08-28-2018, 11:42 AM

Welcome to Dink's!

**GIMMICK** · 08-28-2018, 12:05 PM

My salsa makes all the girls dance and take off their underpants, M salsa, salsa, my salsa.

**Swartsy** · 08-28-2018, 01:03 PM

Welcome to the forums!

~~lacer~~ · 08-28-2018, 02:34 PM

welcome!

also uhhh lemme get some of that salsa

**boba** · 09-02-2018, 09:58 PM

Welcome to the community, Salsa. That's a very weird unique intro.