[Dildo Shwaggins]

One day a Native American boy was hunting with his father. To pass the time, he asked how the tribespeople were named. His father replied "Yes, son, this is rooted in nature. When a child is born, we look outside and name them based on what we see. Your older brother, for example, is Soaring Eagle as we saw an eagle in the air when he was born. You of all tribesmen should know this, Two Dogs Fucking"