Dad joke of the day!

**bob** · 08-18-2020, 12:36 PM

Dad joke of the day: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (pls laugh)

**noire** · 08-18-2020, 08:28 PM

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

**daisy** · 08-18-2020, 09:16 PM

What do you say to Titan when he's mad?

Calm your tits! @"Titan17"

**bob** · 08-18-2020, 09:18 PM

(08-18-2020, 09:16 PM)daisy Wrote: What do you say to Titan when he's mad?

Calm your tits! @"Titan17"

Gonna make this a DR bind.

**Emerak** · 08-18-2020, 09:20 PM

No, just no.

**bob** · 08-18-2020, 10:37 PM

I had to do one more cause idk man, I found this so funny.

What did the French chef give his wife for valentines day? A hug and a quiche.

**d33r** · 08-19-2020, 07:04 AM

I feel sorry for people with same gender parents. Either they get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an endless loop of, "Ask your mum."

**Emerak** · (This post was last modified: 08-19-2020, 10:59 AM by Emerak.)

CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

**noire** · 08-19-2020, 01:22 PM

(08-19-2020, 10:59 AM)Titan17 Wrote: CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

-1 this he's canadian therefore he is lying.
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fake ass

**Emerak** · 08-19-2020, 01:27 PM

(08-19-2020, 01:22 PM)Noire Wrote:
(08-19-2020, 10:59 AM)Titan17 Wrote: CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”

-1 this he's canadian therefore he is lying.

fake ass

wtf? lol also sir, the joke meant as if she/he wants to pour it in the bag, second, what does this have to do with Canada and me being wrong lol
I'm only joking