Post your Corny Joke

**§1DOGPOUND§2808** · 07-09-2019, 02:28 AM

So I told my girlfriend Ruth that I'm breaking up with her.

Now I'm so Ruthless.

**Tronicate** · (This post was last modified: 07-09-2019, 05:49 AM by Tronicate.)

Protestor 1: WHAT DO WE WANT?!!
Protestor 2: LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT!!!
Protestor 1: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!!
Protestor 2: NEEEEOOOWWW!!!
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**Pixie Soldier** · 07-09-2019, 06:57 AM

What do you call an alligator detective?

An investi-gator.

**Avi** · 07-09-2019, 09:29 AM

What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop-Corn

**Dildo Shwaggins** · 07-09-2019, 09:40 AM

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally

**AzunaRiceBoy** · 07-09-2019, 09:44 AM

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**matt_st3 (Strongrule)** · 07-09-2019, 12:23 PM

I hate this thread
But I have one

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

**dong** · (This post was last modified: 07-09-2019, 01:02 PM by dong.)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

**Andre** · 07-09-2019, 01:19 PM

(07-09-2019, 01:01 PM)dong Wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 2+2=43 divided by 3 equals 2 then you have to subtract that from pi (3.14)then square root it then add it the as many letters there are in the alphabet and then you have to fraction it into thirds. there you go the answer 789

~~lacer~~ · 07-09-2019, 02:04 PM

(07-09-2019, 01:01 PM)dong Wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

7 killed my fucking grandmother