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Name:  the mad shitter

Identification: STEAM_0:1:43140995
Discord Tag:penis fart weiner cock dick ass#8299

Time Played: Over 100 hours

When First Joined: Sometime in 2019

Availability: 4pm to 11am EST

Rank Desired: Trusted

Current Rank: Regular

What can you do to help the community: I have two years of full time professional management experience with Consolidated Burger Holdings, LLC under my belt, as well as five years experience as a group leader for my boy scouts troop during campouts. This translates into experience handling large groups of people with wildly varying motivations. I have handled irate customers, psychotic coworkers and employees, frustrated peers dealing with unfamiliar emotions, unsettling gutter people with bulges through visible underwear and inconsistent ability to speak, creepy customers hitting on underage cashiers, creepy coworkers massaging underage cashiers in the break room, and many many more. In summary, I feel that my professional record gives me adequate affluence with the management side of the position which will help me bear the stresses which have broken past applicants. In addition, I have well over a decade's worth of background on the recieving end of disciplinary action in Garry's Mod; I am well oriented with every variety of rulebreaking, in spirit and in letter. I am very familiar with the processes and standards of administrative action in this regard. I intend to use this experience not only to destroy cheaters which sometimes stalk the late late night and early morning lobby, but also to eliminate the need for ad-hoc vigilante posses which are necessary for annihilating Random Death Match perpetrators. Judicial responsibilities aside, I also intend to use the status to help not only plead the case for player involvement in determining which rules work for the community and which do not, but in the development and implementation of that system as part of my responsibilities. Failing that, I hope the experience can give me insight into why this is an impractical idea, as some staff members have assured me is the case.

Why you want to help the community: I have traipsed among the gamers of Dinkleberg's for some time now, and I have seen much of what ails not only them but the bureaucracy of the forums and associated administrative and executive attatchments. My friends, I seek the path of peace between the peoples of our lands. So many gamers whom I have come to know and appreciate have either cast the server aside or been banned and cast away themselves; tender touches and soft careless whispers lost indefinitely from the passionate embrace of Dinkleberg's.

Have you been previously banned? (Link Relevant Posts):  Yes
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=12883
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=12901
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=12936
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=13145
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=13354
https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/sho...?tid=13600

Have you previously applied for staff? (Link Relevant Posts): No

How did you find us?:  Garry's Mod

Did you fill out the required scenario questions for rank you are applying for? : Yes

Other: In addition to my previously stated qualifications, I am not, nor have I ever been, sexually attracted to children or women. I understand how important it is for the upper circle to keep a close eye out for predators which may prowl these digital lands; captain Price and Neko are the most immediate to come to mind. Rest assured that you have nothing to fear in this regard from myself. In addition, I would like to take this moment to answer some of the allegations which have made it to my ear before they may become an issue. I am not certain how widespread they are in the wider Dinkleberg's community, but they are fairly common in certain circles formed around the server and I have recieved more than a trifle amount of private messages regarding them.
⦁ I have never evaded my punishment by using an alternate account
⦁ I am not, nor have I ever been, associated with the account 'h1tlergamer1488' or 'xXgrease_and_oilXx'. This is my only account, and my only digital copy of Garry's Mod
⦁ I have not beaten up Salty in real life
⦁ I do not now nor have I ever used a hack client
⦁ I am not racist, and do not condone the actions of Anders Brevik or Christopher Dorner

I will be working tonight, so forgive me if I cannot immediately respond to criticisms or concerns following my upload. That is why I have included certain pieces of information in this application.